Sunday, June 9, 2024

3 Pentecost/the 20th Anniversary of my Ordination to the Priesthood.


 June 9, 2024

 

Mark 3.20-35

 

+ There is a great scene that I often quote from a little known film called Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle.

 

The movie is about the poet and humorist Dorothy Parker and her witty intellectual friends that formed the Algonquin Round Table in 1920s.

 

Parker was known for little humorous quips like,

 

“Men seldom makes passes at girls who wear glasses.”

 

“Women and elephants never forget.”

 

Or

 

“I requite only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”

 

At the end of the film, Parker, played by Jennifer Jason Leigh is being given an award.

 

After she is introduced, Parker, now aged and alcoholic, slowly makes her way to the podium.

 

Everyone of course is expecting a witty, joke-filled speech. 

 

But as she reached the podium, she leans into the mike and says,

 

“I never thought I’d make it.”

 

She then turns and stumbles off the podium.

 

Well, today, as I celebrate the 20th anniversary of my ordination to the Priesthood, I echo Dorothy Parker.

 

“I never thought I’d make it. “

 

Amen.

 

That’s my sermon for today.

 

Thank you all for coming.

 

Ok, just kidding.

 

No, there were many times when I wasn’t certain I would, in fact, “make it.”

 

Ordained ministry is—I hate to break this news to all of you—hard.

 

Really hard.

 

Sometimes excruciatingly hard.

 

And as I look back at the many people who have walked this path with me so far, as I look at other ordained people who have done so, there are many who did not in fact “make it.”

 

The statistics are bleak for ordained people.

 

90% of clergy work 55 to 75 hours a week.

 

84% felt that they are on-call 24/7

 

80% believe ministry has negatively affected their families.  Pastor’s kids very rarely if ever attend church once they have reached adulthood.

 

65% feel they live constantly in a so-called “glass house.”

 

78% feel that their vacation and personal time is interrupted with duties and expectations.

 

90% believe that parishioners think the pastor should be able to read their minds. (I can’t read your minds, btw)

 

Only 1 out of every 10 clergy will retire as a pastor.

 

 

But, guess what?

 

I knew that going into it.

 

The Gospel reading on the night I was ordained was Mark 10.7-16 

 

In that reading, we hear Jesus say, “I am sending you as sheep into the midst of wolves; so be wise as serpents and innocent as doves.”

 

I’ve said it before—I’ll sat it again—that could be my motto in life.

 

I can say that scripture has definitely been a prophecy fulfilled in my ministry.

 

When I heard those words twenty years ago, I had an idea of what Jesus meant.

 

Even ten years ago I would’ve said, I definitely knew what that meant.

 

Twenty years later, I can say I have lived that scripture thoroughly.

 

I’ve been there, in the midst of those wolves.

 

I have known those wolves well

 

Some of them even claimed to be friends.

 

And if I have had any gift granted to me by God, it has definitely been to be wise as a serpent and innocent as a dove.

 

Well, I don’t know how “wise” or “innocent” I’ve been.

 

But I’ve tried really hard to be wise and innocent.

 

Twenty years ago, I remember waiting in the vesting room of Gethsemane Cathedral in Fargo.

 

That hot night (and it WAS hot that night) I was impatient. I was biting at the bit. I was straining forward.

 

That ordination couldn’t happen fast enough.

 

And when it did, let me tell you: it was something!

 

It was incredible.

 

When the Bishop laid hands on my head, I FELT the Holy Spirit!

 

At moments, it seems like it was just yesterday.

 

And at other moments, it seems like it was 100 years ago.

 

Twenty years of priestly ministry.

 

If we were going to break the numbers down, they would fall into place like this:

 

2,026 Masses that I’ve celebrated.

 

That’s 2,500 sermons I have preached.

 

That’s over a hundred  baptisms

 

That’s over a hundred weddings ( just did two this past weekend).

 

And more than 250 funerals, including the burial services for my mother, two of my brothers, and many of my aunts, uncles and cousins.

 

You wonder why I may be tired.

 

You have heard me say it before. I will say it again a hundred times I’m sure.

 

I love being a priest.

 

I can say in all honesty that I was meant to be a priest.

 

As sure as a wolf is meant to hunt, or a fish to swim, I was meant to be a priest.

 

It was almost like it was programed into me.

 

From that first day, when I heard my calling to be a priest at age 13, I knew this was what I was meant to do.

 

Now saying that, I’m not saying I have been a perfect priest.

 

I was never called to be a perfect priest.

 

I have tripped.

 

I have stumbled.

 

I have made a mistake or two. Or 800.

 

But even then, even despite that, somehow it’s been so good.

 

No, it hasn’t been easy.

 

I’ve wrestled with Bishops, fellow clergy, a stalker or two and a few people who definitely did not appreciated my particular style of ministry.

 

I have been called (by the wife of a fellow clergy person), a “devil in priest’s garb.” (Considering that Jesus was called “Beelzebub” in today’s Gospel, I consider myself in good company with that insult).

 

I’ve been called “irreverent.”

 

I’ve been called a “heretic.”

 

I have been accused of hubris, of not knowing my place, or simply just being a jerk.

 

And those are just some of the nicer things.

 

But despite all of that, I have never once been called a bad priest.

 

Because I’m not.

 

The late great Kathy Hawken said to me again and again, “you’re one of the good ones.”

 

Coming from her, those words held truth and power.

 

And I have held them close to me over the years.

 

Still, I am not a priest who suffers fools lightly.

 

And, I hate to break the news to you, there are a fair number of fools in the Church.

 

Some priests have been able to fly under the radar.

 

Not me.

 

Which is not always a good thing.

 

Being a priest like me means being a target.

 

For better or for worse.

 

Twenty years ago, I thought I was prepared for the bad stuff.

 

I knew those things always existed in the church.

 

After all, I did not go into this as some doe-eyed, naïve PollyAnna.

 

I was prepared for all this vocation would give me—both good and bad.

 

When it was bad, it was really BAD!

 

But when it was good. . . it was SOOO good!

 

It has also been a truly glorious 20 years.

 

In these twenty years I’ve known the beauty of grace and friendship.

 

I’ve known what it was to be the priest in a parish of strong and caring people who truly care for their priest.

 

I’ve known the joys of being part of the celebrations of baptisms and weddings and the celebrations of the good things of life.

 

I’ve enjoyed the suppers and the parties and the births of new babies and all the other celebrations that go along with being a priest.

 

And in each of those moments, I was able to witness God breaking through in wonderful and incredible ways.

 

You—all of you—have become family to me.

 

I stand before you today, a scarred veteran priest.

 

But I stand before you as priest who can still hold my head up and say, without one qualm, without one doubt, without hesitation:

 

I am so happy to be a priest.

 

I am so happy to be your priest.

 

Of course, you all make it easier for me.

 

I am in a parish I love.

 

I am in a parish that I feel loves me.

 

Having said all of this, I just want to be clear: being ordained doesn’t make someone “special.”

 

Yes, there are perks.

 

But the fact is, we—all of us who are Christian, who are called to follow Jesus---are ministers.

 

We are ALL called to ministry, to do the work of furthering the Kingdom of God here and now.

 

We are striving together to do the will of God.  

 

In today’s Gospel, we hear Jesus saying,

 

“Whoever does the will of God is my brother and my sister and my mother.”

 

What does it mean to do the will of God?

 

We know what doing the will of God is.

 

Doing the will of God is living out Jesus’ commandment to love God and love one another.

 

Doing the will of God is loving—radically and fully and completely.

 

Doing the will of God is accepting all people radically and completely.

 

Doing the will of God is doing things that others say shouldn’t (or can’t) be done.

 

Essentially, it is being a family—the sisters and brothers of Jesus—to those who need families.

 

That is what the Church does best.

 

That is what we are all called to do in our own ministries.

 

Certainly, when we look around us here at St. Stephen’s, we do understand what a family is, and what Jesus is talking about in our Gospel reading for today.

 

Yes, we are an eclectic, eccentric bunch of people.

 

But, when we look around, we also realize we’re very much a family.

 

Now, by that I don’t mean we’re all happy and nice with each other all the times.

 

When we get this kind of variety together in one place, there are going to be differences.

 

There are going to be people (or priests, or deacons) who drive us crazy.

 

But, in the end, we always come together and do what we are called to do as followers of Jesus.

 

We are the ones who, on good days and bad, who in the face of life’s storms or in the sunshine of our youth, we are the ones who even at the grave, are able to rejoice and sing and say, with true conviction, “Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!”

 

This is what it means to do the will of God.

 

And by doing this, we are the brothers and sisters of Jesus.

 

And sisters and brothers to each other as well.

 

“Who are my mother and my brothers and my sisters?” we are being asked today.

 

We are!

 

We are being Jesus’ sisters and brothers in this world by doing what we are called to do as followers of Jesus. 

 

So, let us be the siblings of Jesus in this world.

 

And thank you especially for being my family—my siblings—in my life and ministry with you.

 

I do not know what the next or twenty years hold for me as a priest.

 

But I do hope and pray that God will always grant me people who love me and support and endure me as you all have over these years.

 

Thank you!

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